ANONYMOUS  Come on people we're taking this far to seriously. I'm sure the photo of Mr. Jobs can be uprooted from the package contents and replaced with your dog, your girlfriend, your dog of a girlfriend, whatever you want...  (Version 1.0)

DAVE  Oh and by the way, the "Jobs' reality distortion field" is well known by anyone who as paid even the slightest attention to Apple. Everyone that has worked there is well acquainted with the magical vortex that sucks you in when Jobs talks about Apple and its products. That you call this some kind of admission can only mean you are clueless to MacGeek culture and/or computer biz history. That's not necessarily a bad thing though, maybe you actually get out doors every once in a while.  (Version 1.0)

ANONYMOUS  Hellooo? People, this is obviously a joke! Most Mac fans respect and admire mr. Jobs, but he's not a god or anything... no one on their right mind actually worships him.

Stephen Wozniak, on the other hand... ;-)  (Version 1.0)

ANONYMOUS  It is even more sad that people have to look at a picture of Steve Jobs to feel important. I cannot believe the people that treat this guy like he is the almighty. Maybe this guy is a big shot, but looking at him like he is some sort of second coming is just purely sick. The strange part is that you already admit to the Jobs Reality Distortion Effect.   (Version 1.0)